Here is another LR to let you know what I’ve been up to of late. This is a full end to end online meet to full close the day after with full, unedited transcript of all emails and text messages.
Just the other day a girl contacted me in response to an online dating profile I had up. She was outside my criteria as she was only 21, although I was bored at work and she was cute so I sent her a message. She replied almost instantly and we swaped a few emails back and forth. Here they are below for your educational benefit and enjoyment. I had always wished someone posted up something like this, a full word or word exchange.
You’ll note there is nothing fancy in it, no 'tricks' or anything. I find guys think too hard about this and somehow stuff it up... it’s just chit chat. I can verify that this is also entirely unedited and unscripted. Looking back on it now I can see a few things I would have done differently, but you don’t need to get things 100% right. For example - I now prefer shorter, 'chat' style messages and think they are more likely get a response, as there is no pressure on the girls to write a large, witty response in return.
So, without any further introduction, the transcript. It commences with her sending me an online 'kiss', then I email her below...
Hi there Ms {Online Profile Username},
You've got an interesting profile there. A girl who can cook and sing... do you ever do these at the same time?
Dale.
Hey there Dale,
Haha i do believe i've been known to do such a thing, but moreso singing in the shower, better accoustics then the kitchen : P
Have to say you have great taste in movies, music and t.v. Got your top ten lined up yet for JJJ's hottest 100?
Haha i do believe i've been known to do such a thing, but moreso singing in the shower, better accoustics then the kitchen : P
Have to say you have great taste in movies, music and t.v. Got your top ten lined up yet for JJJ's hottest 100?
Dear mysterious internet girl, {I said this because she didn't leave a name}
Heheh, why thank you. You've got some good stuff too. If you like Tarantino movies one of his older ones that slipped under the radar is True Romance. That's pretty good too, don't know why it's not more well known. Christian Slater is in it. Inglorious Basterds is probably one of my all time favourite movies... a masterpiece.
I haven't been keeping up with JJJ lately, I imported a new car recently and I haven't modified the sound system yet so I can't pick up any Australian stations. For the past few months it's been CDs which are mostly various electronic although I have had a good listen to the latest Like a Version (which is pretty cool).
So... any favourite dishes?
I've got one of those walk in showers with just a single pane of glass... haven't tested out the acoustics yet, perhaps I'll give it a go.
Dale.
Smiles* as much as i love the sound of mysterious internet girl, I'm just plain {FrenchGirl},
I haven't actually seen True Romance, surprised i haven't heard of it before, but thanks for the heads up i'll check it out! Have you seen DeathProof? I think that might have to take my Tarantino first place, gotta love Jungle Julia : )
I got lost in JB the other day and almost added Like a Version six to the teetering tower of cds,maybe i should have lol.
I have a fairly limited knowledge of cars but what did you import?
My forte is french cooking, I worked at the French Brasserie on {Street} for a while and learnt alot, have to say though if you're into healthy food, french probably isn't the way to go.
To top things off you don't happen to be a fan of The Boosh and any type of Anime do you?
~{FrenchGirl}
Hey {FrenchGirl} is a pretty cool name. I had a crush on a girl in grade 5 whose name was {FrenchGirl}.
I know there are two Deathproof-like movies. I'm pretty sure I've seen the one you're talked about (Kurt Russell and his stunt car). I think the other one is Planet Terror or something. Yeah, pretty gruesome stuff but loved the B grade-ness of it all.
It's a Japanese car and their FM radio stations go from 74Mhz and end at 89.9Mhz (where ours start), so I can only get AM stations like ABC talk radio and perhaps Islam FM or some other exotic thing. A $20 chip will fix that but I'm a little hesitant busting open the system just yet, it's pretty swish (Bose, 12 speakers, 2 subs), would hate to stuff it up.
Friends have been telling me for ages to check it out The Mighty Boosh but I haven't had the chance. Basically there is more good stuff out there than I have time so I have no idea what they're on about when they talk about crack fox. Animatrix is cool, but that's about it for Anime (other than Astroboy as a kid). I've got my hands on Spirited Away, Ghost, etc and have been recommended others but again haven't seen em.
Yummo, love French food. I love how the French do their scrambled eggs. My trainer just called me to discuss my new program and he also talked about diet. You're right, not much mention of French food... more so steamed chicken breasts and broccoli... dang.
So tell me something else about you... what's your favourite ice cream flavour?
Also, how are you finding the site?
Dale.
Dale, How would you feel about jumping online and chatting? : )
Hey I'm happy to do that, although its not a good time right now. I'm at work and have to finish something off before I go out to dinner.
I'm on Gmail chat and Facebook chat - {my email}.
Alright... I suppose your cool enough to have my mobile too ;) {my phone number}.
Funny thing I've found with this site is when I meet the girls I think are going to be cool I realise there is no chemistry and the ones I'm thinking 'eh, got nothing to lose' turn out to be really cool. So now I usually prefer a few texts and a chat on the phone to see if we click, saves so much time...
Maybe we can do that sometime if I don't end up catching you online anytime soon.
Sounds like a good plan to me, I can honestly say you're the first guy i've conversed with on here, haven't met anyone yet, lol after all I only joined up yesterday. Very new to the world of {dating website name}!
My name is {FrenchGirl full name}, I have facebook and my email is {email} if you wanted to look me up. Thanks for your e-mail and number. I might drop you a message soon....if you're lucky (smiles* just kidding)
Hope you have fun at dinner!
I decided to add her to Facebook to see more photos of this girl. Her photos online were seriously hot, although it’s the photos added/tagged by others than usually give you something closer to reality. Even after looking at those, wow, this girl was smoking. She pinged me on Facebook chat. We chatted for a bit and then I said ‘Hey, I gave you my number before, right?’ ‘So what’s yours?’ At first she avoided the question but then gave it to me.
I texted her shortly after.
Me: Saved... You shall now be known as {FrenchGirl + first letter of dating website}
Her: {FrenchGirl + first letter of dating website}? As in {dating website} because unless you’re dislexic my last name starts with an {Last name letter} :-p
Me: You got it, as in {dating website}
Her: Well that makes sense!
Me: Ha funny thing is the doco I’m writing now is about naming standards. Helps me remember where we met :). If it works out you will be upgraded to {FrenchGirl full name}.
Her: Yep kind of ironic :), Woo can’t resist an upgarde when it comes to my own name haha!
Me: Well potentially at that stage you will be so memorable I’d just know you as {FrenchGirl}. Or {Nickname} or something.
Her: Woah woah woah hold up, getting a little ahead aren’t you? hehehe I joke, potentially that’s a little bit cute... {Nickname} huh :-p
We then spoke on the phone and arranged to meet up the next night.
As she recently moved back in with her parents out in the outer suburbs I picked a bar with a nice beer garden right near my place. I arrived first and went and looked out back to see if I could find a nice place to sit with here were we could be side by side.
She texted to say she was out the front. I went outside just as she was getting out of her car... and WHAM... she was HOT! Man, many times internet dating can fuck you around but wow, this girl was sexy. Just under 6 foot in heels, skimpy black dress, jet black hair and flawless pale skin. Reminded me of a young Audrey Tautou.
It's no surprise really, I've always thought there are probably many hot, intelligent girls living out in the burbs with their parents who aren't exposed to high quality guys as they work local (perhaps boring) suburban jobs.
We hit it off immediately. Chatted about a variety of subjects. From here I’m not going to get into the all details, as it was pretty straightforward from this stage on, much like any regular meet up, pickup or report.
A few different venues and then back to mine to listen to a CD. We both played around with Last.fm on my Sonos on the iPad. She had an amazing knowledge and taste in music, selecting all kinds of eclectic 40’s jazz and other weird shit I’d never been exposed to before.
We sat on the couch and both got a heated up from making out. The tension in the air was so thick you could cut it with a knife. She could tell where things were heading but wanted to take it slow. After a while of this tension building up and up she grabbed the iPad, put on a sexy slow French song, kick/slid the coffee table away and performed a strip tease for me. About half way through she slipped her silky little black dress up over her head to reveal a perfectly toned body and some lacy underwear. This girl went to a lot of effort for our date, or perhaps she’s a classy dresser. Either way, it was impressive. She pretended to drop her dress and then with a seductive, ‘Oooops, look what I’ve just done’ finger on her cheek, bent over to pick it up with her ass right in my face. At this stage I unzipped myself and started stroking Dale junior while she continued to dance out the rest of the song, eye-fucking the shit out of each other.
I stripped down to my underwear too and we started to get really heavy on the couch. I was thrusting into her, with only a thin layer of material preventing us from penetration. I could feel her wet pussy through my boxer shorts. I was just about to slide it in when she stopped us and said ‘You can have me tonight, and that may be all. Or you can wait, and we can have each other many times’. Pretty deep stuff coming from a 21 year old.
I replied saying that making out on the couch sucks (which is does), and that we should go upstairs. We can do as much or as little as you prefer. We ventured upstairs to my loft bedroom.
After some more wash rinse repeat the tension was too much. She told me that when she saw me masturbate it really turned her on. She also said it was the first time she’s ever done that as well. She said she must have me right now. We had the hottest sex I’ve had in a long time until we collapsed at 5am. Loud dirty talk, finger sucking, 69ing, light spanking, the lot. She sucked my dick until I started to come, then gripped the base to stop it mid flow. She stared up and me and said 'Can you shoot your hot load into my wet little mouth?', inserted my it back in, released her grip on my shaft and splash. It was great.
So there you have it, a full end to end interaction from online dating site after around 4 hours of enjoying each others company. It doesn't always go like this, even with awesome game many times it's just a matter of finding a girl who is seriously interesting and open to meeting new people. So many girls are on those websites just so they can feel like a celebrity and get hit on by dorks all day. Whereas some and keen to meet up, have a drink and see where the night takes them.
Heheh, why thank you. You've got some good stuff too. If you like Tarantino movies one of his older ones that slipped under the radar is True Romance. That's pretty good too, don't know why it's not more well known. Christian Slater is in it. Inglorious Basterds is probably one of my all time favourite movies... a masterpiece.
I haven't been keeping up with JJJ lately, I imported a new car recently and I haven't modified the sound system yet so I can't pick up any Australian stations. For the past few months it's been CDs which are mostly various electronic although I have had a good listen to the latest Like a Version (which is pretty cool).
So... any favourite dishes?
I've got one of those walk in showers with just a single pane of glass... haven't tested out the acoustics yet, perhaps I'll give it a go.
Dale.
Smiles* as much as i love the sound of mysterious internet girl, I'm just plain {FrenchGirl},
I haven't actually seen True Romance, surprised i haven't heard of it before, but thanks for the heads up i'll check it out! Have you seen DeathProof? I think that might have to take my Tarantino first place, gotta love Jungle Julia : )
I got lost in JB the other day and almost added Like a Version six to the teetering tower of cds,maybe i should have lol.
I have a fairly limited knowledge of cars but what did you import?
My forte is french cooking, I worked at the French Brasserie on {Street} for a while and learnt alot, have to say though if you're into healthy food, french probably isn't the way to go.
To top things off you don't happen to be a fan of The Boosh and any type of Anime do you?
~{FrenchGirl}
Hey {FrenchGirl} is a pretty cool name. I had a crush on a girl in grade 5 whose name was {FrenchGirl}.
I know there are two Deathproof-like movies. I'm pretty sure I've seen the one you're talked about (Kurt Russell and his stunt car). I think the other one is Planet Terror or something. Yeah, pretty gruesome stuff but loved the B grade-ness of it all.
It's a Japanese car and their FM radio stations go from 74Mhz and end at 89.9Mhz (where ours start), so I can only get AM stations like ABC talk radio and perhaps Islam FM or some other exotic thing. A $20 chip will fix that but I'm a little hesitant busting open the system just yet, it's pretty swish (Bose, 12 speakers, 2 subs), would hate to stuff it up.
Friends have been telling me for ages to check it out The Mighty Boosh but I haven't had the chance. Basically there is more good stuff out there than I have time so I have no idea what they're on about when they talk about crack fox. Animatrix is cool, but that's about it for Anime (other than Astroboy as a kid). I've got my hands on Spirited Away, Ghost, etc and have been recommended others but again haven't seen em.
Yummo, love French food. I love how the French do their scrambled eggs. My trainer just called me to discuss my new program and he also talked about diet. You're right, not much mention of French food... more so steamed chicken breasts and broccoli... dang.
So tell me something else about you... what's your favourite ice cream flavour?
Also, how are you finding the site?
Dale.
Dale, How would you feel about jumping online and chatting? : )
Hey I'm happy to do that, although its not a good time right now. I'm at work and have to finish something off before I go out to dinner.
I'm on Gmail chat and Facebook chat - {my email}.
Alright... I suppose your cool enough to have my mobile too ;) {my phone number}.
Funny thing I've found with this site is when I meet the girls I think are going to be cool I realise there is no chemistry and the ones I'm thinking 'eh, got nothing to lose' turn out to be really cool. So now I usually prefer a few texts and a chat on the phone to see if we click, saves so much time...
Maybe we can do that sometime if I don't end up catching you online anytime soon.
Sounds like a good plan to me, I can honestly say you're the first guy i've conversed with on here, haven't met anyone yet, lol after all I only joined up yesterday. Very new to the world of {dating website name}!
My name is {FrenchGirl full name}, I have facebook and my email is {email} if you wanted to look me up. Thanks for your e-mail and number. I might drop you a message soon....if you're lucky (smiles* just kidding)
Hope you have fun at dinner!
I decided to add her to Facebook to see more photos of this girl. Her photos online were seriously hot, although it’s the photos added/tagged by others than usually give you something closer to reality. Even after looking at those, wow, this girl was smoking. She pinged me on Facebook chat. We chatted for a bit and then I said ‘Hey, I gave you my number before, right?’ ‘So what’s yours?’ At first she avoided the question but then gave it to me.
I texted her shortly after.
Me: Saved... You shall now be known as {FrenchGirl + first letter of dating website}
Her: {FrenchGirl + first letter of dating website}? As in {dating website} because unless you’re dislexic my last name starts with an {Last name letter} :-p
Me: You got it, as in {dating website}
Her: Well that makes sense!
Me: Ha funny thing is the doco I’m writing now is about naming standards. Helps me remember where we met :). If it works out you will be upgraded to {FrenchGirl full name}.
Her: Yep kind of ironic :), Woo can’t resist an upgarde when it comes to my own name haha!
Me: Well potentially at that stage you will be so memorable I’d just know you as {FrenchGirl}. Or {Nickname} or something.
Her: Woah woah woah hold up, getting a little ahead aren’t you? hehehe I joke, potentially that’s a little bit cute... {Nickname} huh :-p
We then spoke on the phone and arranged to meet up the next night.
As she recently moved back in with her parents out in the outer suburbs I picked a bar with a nice beer garden right near my place. I arrived first and went and looked out back to see if I could find a nice place to sit with here were we could be side by side.
She texted to say she was out the front. I went outside just as she was getting out of her car... and WHAM... she was HOT! Man, many times internet dating can fuck you around but wow, this girl was sexy. Just under 6 foot in heels, skimpy black dress, jet black hair and flawless pale skin. Reminded me of a young Audrey Tautou.
It's no surprise really, I've always thought there are probably many hot, intelligent girls living out in the burbs with their parents who aren't exposed to high quality guys as they work local (perhaps boring) suburban jobs.
We hit it off immediately. Chatted about a variety of subjects. From here I’m not going to get into the all details, as it was pretty straightforward from this stage on, much like any regular meet up, pickup or report.
A few different venues and then back to mine to listen to a CD. We both played around with Last.fm on my Sonos on the iPad. She had an amazing knowledge and taste in music, selecting all kinds of eclectic 40’s jazz and other weird shit I’d never been exposed to before.
We sat on the couch and both got a heated up from making out. The tension in the air was so thick you could cut it with a knife. She could tell where things were heading but wanted to take it slow. After a while of this tension building up and up she grabbed the iPad, put on a sexy slow French song, kick/slid the coffee table away and performed a strip tease for me. About half way through she slipped her silky little black dress up over her head to reveal a perfectly toned body and some lacy underwear. This girl went to a lot of effort for our date, or perhaps she’s a classy dresser. Either way, it was impressive. She pretended to drop her dress and then with a seductive, ‘Oooops, look what I’ve just done’ finger on her cheek, bent over to pick it up with her ass right in my face. At this stage I unzipped myself and started stroking Dale junior while she continued to dance out the rest of the song, eye-fucking the shit out of each other.
I stripped down to my underwear too and we started to get really heavy on the couch. I was thrusting into her, with only a thin layer of material preventing us from penetration. I could feel her wet pussy through my boxer shorts. I was just about to slide it in when she stopped us and said ‘You can have me tonight, and that may be all. Or you can wait, and we can have each other many times’. Pretty deep stuff coming from a 21 year old.
I replied saying that making out on the couch sucks (which is does), and that we should go upstairs. We can do as much or as little as you prefer. We ventured upstairs to my loft bedroom.
After some more wash rinse repeat the tension was too much. She told me that when she saw me masturbate it really turned her on. She also said it was the first time she’s ever done that as well. She said she must have me right now. We had the hottest sex I’ve had in a long time until we collapsed at 5am. Loud dirty talk, finger sucking, 69ing, light spanking, the lot. She sucked my dick until I started to come, then gripped the base to stop it mid flow. She stared up and me and said 'Can you shoot your hot load into my wet little mouth?', inserted my it back in, released her grip on my shaft and splash. It was great.
So there you have it, a full end to end interaction from online dating site after around 4 hours of enjoying each others company. It doesn't always go like this, even with awesome game many times it's just a matter of finding a girl who is seriously interesting and open to meeting new people. So many girls are on those websites just so they can feel like a celebrity and get hit on by dorks all day. Whereas some and keen to meet up, have a drink and see where the night takes them.
Posts
