Thursday, March 31

LRRRR: MFFFF Fivesome!!!

[This 5some LR is from February 2010, over a year ago now.  I did not post it earlier as one of the girls below was a huge part of my life, and this is highly private information regarding her.  Not to mention if she was aware of this report she'd probably sue me (I'm not joking).  Now that she is no longer part of my life, here it is below for you to enjoy.  Due to the length and detail I'd like to present, it's going to be delivered in two parts to do it justice.  It's not every day something like this happens, and to my knowledge nothing like this exists anywhere].


Hey 30/30 boys... I just had one of the wildest experiences of my life and I wanted to share it with you.

MFFFF.

Yep.  You read it right.  Mother Fucker Fucker Fucker Fucker.  For those not familar with swinger speak, that's Male Female Female Female Female, as in a fivesome with one guy and four girls.

Let me tell you how it all went down.

I've been working on my 3some game lately and have been in a relationship with a super sexy bi girl.  I'm talking genuine bisexual, not 'mock bi to be cool bi' or 'impress my boyfriend' bi.  Her last two year+ long relationships were with girls.  For the purpose of this post I'll call her BiPartner.

Just that in itself has been a wild ride.  We both like to 'wear the pants' and are very dominant, argue often and then have the most passionate make up sex.  They'res a lot of love in our relationship, yet she doesn't take my shit and I certainly don't take hers.

In the past she's had problems with relationship with guys.  A few months in she'll have a strong desire to sleep with a girl and this would end up sabotaging their relationship.  As most guys know we deal with that issue too.  She confided in me a few stories of a past boyfriend, who said he was cool with her sexuality and encouraged her to explore it and sleep with other girls.  But then, one morning when he went over to her house with a surprise breakfast of crossaints and coffee, he and dropped it all over the carpet in shock when he walked in on her in bed with the girl she picked up the night before.  That ended up being a huge drama.

Knowing that she desires women, and that I desire variety, I put it to her that we could go out and pick up a girl and both of our needs could be met.  I never really planned it that way, however, the 'LTR with a bisexual girl and threesomes' is another solution to the male conundrum Brad talks about.  She gets her pussy fix, I get my pussy fix, yet we can enjoy the deep connection of a long term relationship.  These days there are all kinds of relationships.

She knows about the dating coach thing and I told her it wouldn't be too difficult to meet some cute girls.  One minute she'll be into it, the next she'll hate the idea and protest it cheapens our relationship.  It's a very delicate situation.  Even though I had only mentioned as idle bedroom chit chat, I decided I had talked about it more than enough and if I want this thing to happen I just need to give it a shot. 

Now herein lies the difficult part... if you're going to orchestrate a 3some you must be prepared to deal with the fallout.  Emotions, jealously, outbursts, freak outs... you get the idea.  Did I want to lose this girl?  No.  Did I want to lie on my deathbed thinking 'I got everything I wanted out of life, but never had two girls suck my dick at the same time'? (credit Brad P - 30/30 workbook).  I didn't want that either.

A few months earlier we were at a houseparty once and had our first threesome together.  It was with a girl I've known who's had a crush on me for a little while, a gym obsessed corporate go getter in my social circle with a rockin' body and mad set of tits.  Everyone at the houseparty either left or hit the hay and it was just us three up chatting.  I never ended up writing this one up, although everything went really smooth and we all had lots of fun.

Right now I have a job that involves a lot of travel.  I invited BiPartner to the other side of the country with me for a little weekend away.  We saw a few sights, went out for dinner and on the Friday decided to hit up a gay club.  Not only are these places a lot more sexual, they're just plain a lot more fun.  The girls that are don't have their bitch shields up, fashion is cooler, music is good and everyone is more friendly.

I booked an apartment hotel right in the city, a 10 minute walk to a popular gay district and even closer to work.  My best guess is this club is 1/3 straight, 1/3 gay guys and 1/3 gay girls.  BiPartner said it's so fucking hot to go to a place where hot lipstick lesbian hipsters are making out everywhere.

We drank, we danced and had a fun time.  I opened a few sets here and there, although the one of interest is this one large group.  It consisted of three girls and two guys.  One of the girls in the group (HBBigJugs) told me that she though BiPartner was really hot and asked if she was into girls.  I passed on this info but the initial attraction wasn't mutual.  HBBigJugs wasn't a super attractive girl by magazine standards, perhaps a 7.5 or an 8, although she did have a very sexual vibe and was really cool.  In fact, the whole group was really fun and cool and one of the girls was fucking smoking hot, SHBShyAsian.   

So we all got along well, danced, drank and were merry.  The night started to come to a close but the energy of the group was so high that it wasn't too much effort to convince everyone to come back to our nearby apartment for some more fun and drinks.  Naturally I had plans to fuck one (or more) of the girls, and this change of venue also suited the two gay guys and their motives, which I was unaware of at the time...

Our place was super close although we all jam packed into their car.  Should have walked.  These crazy kids had the inside of their car decked out like a club, streamers, mirror balls and loud music.  It was fun.

Once inside I cranked the music and poured some of the Baileys BiPartner and I bought earlier.  Now this is the same drink we shared during our last threesome, so whenever we drink this drink we are reminded of that fun time we had.  It's kinda like our 'threesome drink' (and very handy that just about every girl loves it too). 

So here we were all sitting around the lounge room listening to music, hanging out on the balcony and playing drinking games.  During this time I tried to assess what was going on here, who was with who (if any) and who wanted who.  So to recap, in the room we had me, BiPartner, HBBigJugs, SHBShyAsian, LesbianGirl, GayGuy and ShyGayGuy.  Hopefully you're less confused with all these names than I am... moving right along.

This whole situation wasn't a love triangle, it was some kind of love heptagon!  After I was about half way through figuring out the whole dynamic, BiPartner suggested we play 'spin the bottle' but with SHBShyAsians phone.  A fun little way to sexualise the evening...

So we spun and spun and different people were making out with others.  The way people interacted provided me with the missing pieces of the puzzle...

[To be continued...]

Wednesday, March 2

LR #71 - The Swedish girl who 'tends to squirt'

Hey guys.  Another quick LR for you.

I’ve been working interstate again and sometimes find myself with free time at work.  Sometimes I'll kill some with some internet dating.  I started chatting with this cute 25 year old Swedish girl.  Face wise she was quite cute, although no real good body shots to be seen.  The tricep area usually gives it away, and based on that this girl may be carrying a few extra kgs, but her hair/skin/teeth and vibe were all positive (which is what I go for) so I was happy to see where this went.

This girl was new to town and had only been in Melbourne 3 weeks.  She was currently looking for work, and, as far as I could tell didn't really know a great deal of people.  I've found girls like this are more motivated to meeting up as they are still finding themselves in a big new city.

We sent a few messages back and forth.  Even became Facebook friends (for about three hours before she strangely unfriended me).  I checked out her 'photos posted by others' and all was good.

We met in the city.  Wow, this girl is 6 foot tall in flats!  She has about an inch on me.  Beautifully tanned, flawless skin, perfect teeth, bold and stunning facial features.  She had a volumptous body but was so tall she carried it well.  And holy fuck - her tits were HUGE!!  I once read about a theory why Scandinavians seem to be overrepresented when it comes to the good looks gene - as the Vikings raped and pillaged the various lands across Europe they took all of the hotties back home (and rumour has it they dumped all the unwanted ones in England).  Not sure how true any of that is.

I give her the tour guide style date.  The thing about Melbourne is most of it's charm is hidden down laneways and alleys and can be easily missed by most tourists.  I take her to two of my favourite bars where we enjoy a drink or two each.  This girl is naturally chatty so conversation was really easy.  One thing that struck me as strange was that this girl wasn't offering up to shout a round of drinks.  No big deal, I put this down to cultural differences.  During one conversation she says she is psychic... so I took this opportunity to ask her 'So if you're psychic, can you tell me what I'm going to do now' and move in for a kiss.  She recoils.  I'm unreactive.  I change the subject and we continue chatting like nothing happened.

Now as she was new to town she didn't really know her way around and she was staying about 15-20 minutes out of the city.  When arranging the date I suggested, 'Come into the city to meet me, and I can give you a lift home in return'.  A pretty reasonable offer, and it gives us the natural opportunity to head back to mine after our drinks (6 or so tram stops away) to pick up my car, and for us to chill at mine for a bit whilst my last drink wears itself off.

Back at mine we're sitting on the couch.  She's showing me some photos from Sweden on her phone.  What do you know, they actually live in those gingerbread looking snow houses, zoom around on ski mobiles and drill holes in the ice to fish out of.  It was cool, Scandinavia is on my list of place to go see.

I pour us another drink each.  During this chit chat on the couch she starts to become really testy, like hardcore.  Giving me a hard time about how I use tissues and how that's somehow destroying the environment.  The real reason I have boxes of tissues around the place is for post sex mop ups.  Passing these tests though nowadays is so automatic I don't even realise I'm being tested sometimes.  I wish I was more concious of it as it's a great sign a girl is interested - girls dont' just test random losers for fun, their not really bitches at heart.

There was a fair amount of resistance in getting her up into my loft bedroom but after 3 or 4 times she eventually wandered up.  From there it was onto the bed to show her the stars through my skylight, a little bit of massage where she just stripped down to her lacy black panties and then lots of spooning, grinding and making out.  Wow... this girl had HUGE tits... each one was about as big as my head.  This girl is probably going to have back problems later in life.

LMR was pretty tough.  Wash rinse repeat for hours.  I ended up giving up and just thinking fuck it, I've got to get some sleep for work tomorrow.  I guess she was staying over.  Then all of a sudden she wanted it.  I was falling alseep, but I put on a condom and climbed on top.  After all the tension build up, hours of foreplay and my inablity to regulate my breathing due to my tiredness I came pretty quick...  she was pissed off, then said to herself, 'I suppose that's my fault for teasing you so long'.  I told her I'll make it up to her.  I planned to have 15 min rest then start again but I started to nod off so I thought I'd finger her for a bit. 

The last girl I'd be seeing was quite sensitive so I started off slow.  I asked her how that was and she said I wasn't anywhere near hard enough.  I rubbed her a little harder, cycling through the various spots.  She started to moan louder and louder as my intensity increase until I was finger fucking the shit out of her snatch.  She said to me, 'I tend to squirt'.  Being one to understand that it's just a natural bodily function, I said 'OK' and continued on.  A story from my ex housemate where he was literally drenched in quantities of fluid crossed my mind.  Soon after she came and sprayed clear girl jizz all over my bed.  Great.  Luckily I had a fresh set of sheets to put back on the bed.

I've only been with a girl who squirts a few times.  The first time I didn't even know it existed and didn't know what the hell was going on.  'Did this girl just piss on me?'  But wait, it's clear and doesn't smell.  Pretty strange experience first time around for both of us, the girl didn't know what it was either (or was too shy to talk about it).  Thanks to the fetish porn sites of the interweb I was soon to be educated.  

It must have been 5am at this time.  We slept for a bit.  I don't usually sleep well when I'm not used to having someone in the bed with me.  I woke a few hours later and fucked her hard several times.  I motioned for her to give me head but she shyed away from it.  This wasn't the first Scandinavian girl to not give me head, what's up with that?  I wonder if it's another crappy cultural thing - anyone else find this?  I fucked her some more, came again then laid back down and closed my eyes, exhausted.  About 30 seconds later my alarm went off to wake for work at 8am.

Damn, today is going to be a long day.